Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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