Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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