I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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