Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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