Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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