So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Text me some of your sweat
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