That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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