Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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