I'm pants shitting drunk right now
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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