do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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