I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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