Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
