i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
high people should be assigned attendants
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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