After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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