Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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