I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's rum buckets o'clock
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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