what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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