and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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