HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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