My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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