turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
