I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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