Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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