Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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