i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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