Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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