Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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