I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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