All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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