I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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