People with herpes should wear stickers.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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