I think scott just propositioned me for sex
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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