You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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