what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
