Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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