Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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