I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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