As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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