did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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