You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
well you can't waste a boner
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
