Is it normal to miss your booty call?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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