do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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