Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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