How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Found the puke drawer
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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