I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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