hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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