Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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