some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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