id be glad to
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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