Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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