please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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