But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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