HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
