I am puke
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We are two peas in an std pod
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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