On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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