Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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